I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
