remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
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Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
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That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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