it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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