Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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