Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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