I wish I could teleport
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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