i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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