Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
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I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
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Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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