Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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