Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
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winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
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I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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