Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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