at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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