so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
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I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
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I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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