if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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