I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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