Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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