just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
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Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
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So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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