Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
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My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
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Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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