walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
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no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
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I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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