just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
