Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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