Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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