There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
As shirtless as possible
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Randomize
