For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
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We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
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first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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