Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
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who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
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So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.