Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
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The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
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But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
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