discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
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Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
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You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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