So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
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SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
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I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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