does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
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