i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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