Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
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and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Blood and glitter go together right?
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
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He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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