we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
tell me about the fingering
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