Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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