kristin has been a bad kristin
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
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saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
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It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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