his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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