girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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