i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
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Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
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We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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