i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
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i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
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If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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