Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
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If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
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Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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