How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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