Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
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Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
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How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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