I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Randomize
