If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
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I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
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When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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