I got chris browned last night
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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