I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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