she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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