I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Randomize
