That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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