therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
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