you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
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