just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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