so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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