She announced her abortion via fbk
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
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Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
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He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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