oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
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Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
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But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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