I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
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there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
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I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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